- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Please don't shoot me

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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