- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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