- Anti Joke

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Kefka > Sephiroth

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Justin beiber..

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Microwave

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

WNBA

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot