- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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