Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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hey justin

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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