my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

the NAACP

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

i like turtles

c-? men, C-men

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...