Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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