Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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69

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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