- Anti Joke

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.