Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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eh

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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