roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Equal rights!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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