- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Pickles

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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