- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

i killed my family

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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