Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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willie revilame

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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