Knock-Knock Come in! ...

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

i killed my family

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A child walks into a classroom.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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