- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Then none of us want to be right.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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