- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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