Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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