- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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