What dosent kill you only makes you injured

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

woman's rights

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man penetrates another man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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