- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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