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What's city is in New York New York City

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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im telling maguire

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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