- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Your Mum is soo fat.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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