- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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