When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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