What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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