- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

women's rights

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Mahmy

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

okay so theres this guy.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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