trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Anti Joke

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