I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Derp

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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