- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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