Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

White NBA players.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

whats my name? Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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