- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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