- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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