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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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