- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Women's Rights.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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