- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

whats the capital of congo famine

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

well now

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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