Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Yo Mama just died.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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