What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

im telling maguire

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Jersey Shore.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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