- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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