Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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