How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Justin Bieber.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What is black and looks like a person A black person

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

2 black kids walk into school

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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