The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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