- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Replacement Referees

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Gay republicans

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