- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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