- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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