Your mom is so nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

the game

pobody's nerfect

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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