- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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