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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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