The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Rebecca Black

Choir.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Miscarriages.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's an Anti Joke?

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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