- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

I literally died laughing

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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