Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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This sentance contains three errers

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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