- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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