What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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