- Anti Joke

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What does greg and Ian have in common?