- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

sky's sty

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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