yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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