Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Flowers are colors Love me

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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