- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Trump will make America great again.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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why girl die cancer

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