It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

knock,knock you suck

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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