How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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