what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Poop.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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