I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Sloths

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

I am a women

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's a joke? Funny

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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