- Anti Joke

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Daniel is a fag

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Donald Trump.