A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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