What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Anti Joke

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