- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

mexicans fishing

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

knock knock who's there? hope

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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