what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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my gramma died

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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