Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Who invented apple? God

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What's 9+10? 19.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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