What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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