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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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